Monday, 26 September 2011

The Most Happening Interview Stories



- Compiled from overheard conversations

~ Girl (While speaking about herself) : My hobbies are singing, reading books bla bla .....
   Interviewer (After a few Qs, notices her in stress ) : So can you sing a song for me ?
   Girl sings for a minute or two
   Interviewer : Good ! Now that you are relaxed , let's get back to OOPS
   # The interview went on for 30 min and the candidate was selected


~ Heights of Over Confidence
   Interviewer asks to write some program
   Girl : #include <stdio.h>
            #include <conio.h>                            
            void main()
            {
                int ......;
               clrscr();
                printf(" I am an employee of TCS");
                .
                // proceeds with the program //
                .
                }
     The interview went on smoothly but the candidate was rejected

 ~ Presence of mind ( The Best One )
     Interviewer  ( greets the boy and asks ) : So how are you boss ?
     Boy (Thinks for less than half a min) : Sir, If u select me you are the boss and I m your employee
     Interviewer was overwhelmed and a point blank selection was made.


 ~ Heights of Humor  (TCS interview)       
   Boy (While speaking about himself ) : I am a jovial person
   Interviewer: Being a jovial person can u tell us a joke.
   Boy: Yes of course sir. In case I get selected I won say bye to anyone, I'll say TATA TATA only.
   The HR was literally blown and shocked
   Boy: Sir I have one more. I won leave this company at any cost ? Can you say why ?
   Interviewer (Thinks for a min) : No idea, you tell me
   Boy: I use TATA salt sir , I wouldn't do disgrace to the salt I eat.
   # The Interview went on well but the candidate was not selected


 ~ Heights of Insult
  Interviewer: So can you tell me how can you increase fuel efficiency ? ( Something of this sort )
  Boy: Sir we can use Auto Ignited Knocking Fuel  ( Never on earth exists a fuel like that )
  The HR with his laptop and wireless Google's his words and finds there is nothing of that sort
  They both had a hearty laugh and made the candidate look like scapegoat thereafter.
  # The candidate was rejected
  Moral : Never try to outsmart the interviewer.

 ~ Questioning the interviewer
   This plays a very crucial role in the process of interview.
   Questions that were asked and which lead to rejection

   1. Sir, This being my first interview how would you asses me ?
   2. Sir, I "WANT TO" start my career on a high note in a company like yours. ( Too demanding )
   * Its mandatory to ask some Q which reflects your interest towards the company

  ~ Heights of Confidence
      Boy : Sir,  I would  be having a few months of time before joining your company , In what all areas do you think I can improve ?
      Interviewer : Who told I m going to select you ?
      Boy : Sir, I am confident I'll get selected sir.
      Interviewer : I may not select you .
      Boy : Sir, I am confident I'll get selected sir ( In a subtle voice ) but I m not over confident that you will select me
      Interviewer smiles and lists out the areas of improvement
      # The candidate was selected             

    

     Hope It was worth a read ! Share your stories too :)

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